#Double Yolkers

[jane-friend]

I got like four double-yolk eggs at work today and I always forget what that symbolizes. Like the double yolks. Either I’m going to have really good luck or really bad luck. Or I’m pregnant. Or some combination of the three.

[alexanderpearce]

14.dec.23

[mrburnsnuclearpussy]

If Carson laid an egg it would be beautiful with a rich golden yolk and it would taste delicious. This is because Carson is good inside

[stumblngrumbl]

someone laid a huge egg in the hen house this morning

it's far bigger than any chicken or duck egg i've seen and about the same size that the goose laid during her first batch

i can squeeze my hands into large gloves but xl fit better:

weight, normal (actually extra large) & huge egg:

[thestudentfarmer]

How eggciting!! One of the ladies laid us a double Yolker!

[cats-and-tomatoes]

Someone is laying longer and longer eggs

[slavicafire]

got some eggs from a friendly hen and all of them so far have been double yolkers. i am rich as a lord and i eat better than the bishop

[yummies-tummy-food-blog]

[mamabearcat]

Let's goooo 2024!

Going through old photos, and found this. This was breakfast the morning I found out that the seller had accepted my offer on the family home I wanted to buy, even though it wasn’t the highest one she’d received because she had a ‘good feeling’ about it. 

Reblog the double yolker eggs of destiny. May they bring you good fortune!

[kedreeva]

Double yolker from this morning!

And then the absolutely massive difference lighting can make when trying to photograph these damn eggs. First photo outside but in shade with a dark background, second photo outside but in full sun against white.

Neither one looks like the eggs actually look in person. They're closer to the in-shade photo though.

[angel-derangement]

sometimes you crack the egg of the day and it’s a double yolker

EXPLANATION: the “egg” is a metaphor for your thoughts which you experience each day anew, and on some days they are a “double yolker” in that they have twice the “yolk” as they normally do. the yolk is destiel.

[kyuohki]

🍪 favorite baked goods?

🕯favorite candle scent?

Pumpkin Pie, Bear Claws, and Strudel. I have to be careful when I'm in the bakery section of the grocery. I have no willpower and will buy a lot of these pastries...

Vanilla and Pumpkin Spice (I know it's an overrated scent, but it's got a lot of nostalgia. Reminds me of when I was a kid and mom would bake during the holidays, and she made a *lot* of pumpkin pie. It's one of the reasons autumn and winter are my fav times of year).

Our pumpkin pie is an alteration of the one on the Libby can (we always make 2 pies, based from the 29 oz can).

We add another half can to the recipe (so approx another 15 oz; use a big can and a reg can if you don't use the leftover pumpkin for stuff like smoothies).

Cut the sugar down to 3/4 or 1 cup; double spices *except* cloves (I usually mix the spices together first, then they go in with the eggs while I'm beating them, to cut down on clumping and settling...dunno if it actually helps).

Add some more egg and egg yolk (still working on the amounts here, had a bunch of jumbo eggs that were nearly all double yolkers one day (so 5 eggs, with nearly 9 yolks), and ended up with the *perfect* consistency. But now we can't *find* the jumbo eggs in store, and the "xl" ones are so inconsistent in sizing the last pie ended up sad...)

Use larger pie pans if you got 'em, or make a tiny 3rd pie, bc you're gonna be juuuust a bit over the original volume.

[greenyvertekins]

How lucky! A double yolk egg! Second double-yolker in the box too.

[tinknevertalks]

Double yolker!!!! (Please excuse the state of my cooker.)

[energyprison]

ive spent my whole life hoping every time i break an egg itll be a double yolker. and its never happened

[groupwest]

i cracked a little blue egg on new years for my dogs dinner.. and it was a double yolker <33 just thought u should know